Pet Laughs: Listen To The Songs
3. Let Us Kiss You
(Sung to the tune of “Deck the Halls”)
Let us kiss you on the mouth
Fa la la la la la la la la!
After eating something foul
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Give us things decayed and mushy
Fa la la la la la la la la!
We eat it all, we are not fussy
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Private parts we lick and slurp
Fa la la la la la la la la!
As guests enjoy holiday dessert
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Sniffing all the ladies crotches
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Humping legs while everyone watches
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Embarrass you with our behavior
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Forget the rules that you belabor
Fa la la la la la la la la!
Innocent without pretension
Fa la la la la la la la la!
All we want is your affection
Fa la la la la la la la la!