Pet Laughs: Listen To The Songs
2. The Twelve Days of Dogmas
(Sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”)
On the first day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the second day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the third day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the fourth day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Stop sniffing poops! Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the fifth day of Dogmas my human said to me,
No chasing cats! Stop sniffing poops! Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the sixth day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Your breaths a-stinking! No chasing cats! Stop sniffing poops! Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the seventh day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Don’t eat that road-kill! Your breaths a-stinking! No chasing cats! Stop sniffing poops! Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the eighth day of Dogmas my humans said to me,
What’s that you’re chewing? Don’t eat that road-kill! Your breaths a-stinking! No chasing cats! Stop sniffing poops! Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the ninth day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Out of the garbage! What’s that you’re chewing? Don’t eat that road-kill! Your breaths a-stinking! No chasing cats! Stop sniffing poops! Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the tenth day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Obedience training! Out of the garbage! What’s that you’re chewing? Don’t eat that road-kill! Your breaths a-stinking! No chasing cats! Stop sniffing poops! Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
On the eleventh day of Dogmas my human said to me,
Away from the cat box! Obedience training! Out of the garbage! What’s that you’re chewing? Don’t eat that road-kill! Your breaths a-stinking! No chasing cats! Stop sniffing poops! Time for a bath! Get off the couch! And bad dog, don’t knock down the tree!
But the twelfth day of Dogmas my human said to me,
You’re smart and fearless! Playful and funny! Happy to see me! Loyal, forgiving! Faithful companion! Your tails a-wagging! What a nice kiss! Heart of gold! Let’s take a walk! Nap on the couch! Eat table scraps! And good dog, you are my best friend!